ignite and conspire

butthurtbandboys:

imagine when josh franceschi has a child, son where did you get all this music from? josh franceschi says as he scrolls through his sons ipod. i downloaded it dad, his son whispers. how about you download the food youre going to eat for the next two weeks cause i’m not feeding you josh screams as he remembers painful memories of being unable to eat due to no one buying his albums

the only people that actually like good music on my school are either emos (oh yeah we have those) or 2 years younger or are your fucking best friend but dgaf about you bc they like other type of girls ops

lol we have those here too. but yeah the only person i know irl who likes basically the same bands as me is my best friend and that kind of sucks sigh

my dad likes AC/DC though so idk what to think about his music taste man, everyone at my school likes nicky minaj and the young wild and free song okay, they’re all chavs

i know the feel bro school is a traumatic experience. its so hard to find anyone with a decent taste in music sigh

it isNT AT ALL, its literally his jam. and he listens to it so loud omg sometimes i want to kms

omg im glad my father doesnt do that but seriuosly everyone at my school seems to love nickelback there was one time this girl asked me if i liked them i literally didnt know what to say

my dad listens to nickelback mY DAD

rEALLY omg how funny is that 

this one time i was in class and the girl next to me started singing nickelback 

nickelback

nizmau5:

WHEN YOU’RE SO METAL THAT YOU RUST IN THE SHOWER

trophyvibes:

youmeatweetabix:

i hate this koala 

look how smug it is

“hey look dan flint’s hand is on my ass you all better be jealous you little teenage fuckers”